Friday, October 22, 2004
Random Friday Thoughts
Apologies for the light posting this week. Unlike Breck Girl, I do have to do actual work on occasion.
Seems that Lurch and Company have struck upon the idea of declaring victory regardless of the outcome of the election. They seem to think if the election is close, Lurch will be able to assume victory and strengthen his case by declaring the race to be over. Most of me believes the election will not be close, and thus Lurch's strategy will be moot. That said, part of me hopes for a close race, if only to see Lurch have to eat his victory speech. Remember, the Yankees thought the American League Series was over after Game 3.
That bit of news is only slightly less riveting than the telling comments made by Maria Teresa Thierstein Simoes-Ferreira Heinz Kerry (deep gasp for breath), AKA Mrs Lurch or The Ketchup Queen regarding Mrs. W AKA Laura Bush. Seems that Ketchup Queen wondered aloud if Laura had ever held a job other than that of wife and mother. This from a woman who has more servants than sense. Typical limousine liberal. If Ketchup Queen had every really had to be a mother (without the live in help of untold number of nannies, nurses, and butlers) she'd know what a real job was. Open mouth. Insert foot. Would you like some ketchup with that Mrs. Maria Teresa Thierstein Simoes-Ferreira Heinz Kerry (deep gasp for breath)?
And finally, at least for this post anyway, Algore.
Former Senator, Vice-President, and (losing) Presidential candidate Albert Arnold Gore, Jr, AKA Al "I lost my home state" Gore, or Algore for short, is returning to the campaign trail in the Sunshine State of Florida. So far, Algore has managed to kill just about every campaign he's been involved with. More power to you, Algore. I'm observing the rule of ropes, in that when my enemy is busy hanging himself, go buy more rope.