"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it." - Ferris Bueller

Thursday, September 18, 2003
 
On Ted Kennedy:

Be it here resolved that prior to any interviews given by Ted Kennedy that the former be required to submit to a brethalyzer test. No weight shall be given to his words if the results are higher than .20. For Teddy, he can only get that low just before his breakfast of Jack Daniels and Stoly.

Question for Ted: Have the decades in the Senate improved your lifeguarding skills?
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